About a week later, on the farm. Addition of two goats and two pigs to the animal roster. I'll just run the headlines:
Spawn: a term used in mushroom circles
Each infant basil plant to get its own pot - To prepare for a plant sale in April, basil plants are decreed to an individual potting situation.
White girl gets sunburn - Woman explains she left sun bonnet in Lee, New Hampshire.
Overgrown Muscadine attracts snow - South Carolina saw snow near Caesars Head, where an overgrown muscadine vineyard received a thorough pruning.
Police Log: Yankee disturbs peace at local grocery outlet - Police called after multiple complains of an unresponsive woman standing by Bargains' granola bar selection, swearing under her breath.
Editorial - Everything I own smells like campfire.